Astronomers searching for the building blocks of life in a giant dust cloud at the heart of the Milky Way have concluded that it tastes vaguely of raspberries and smells like rum. The unanticipated discovery follows years of work by astronomers who trained their 30m radio telescope on the enormous ball of dust and gas in the hope of spotting complex molecules that are vital for life. Finding amino acids in interstellar space is a Holy Grail for astrobiologists, as this would raise the possibility of life emerging on other planets after being seeded with the molecules. In the latest survey, astronomers in Spain sifted through thousands of signals from Sagittarius B2, a vast dust cloud at the centre of our galaxy. While they failed to find evidence for amino acids, they did find a substance called ethyl formate, the chemical responsible for the flavor of raspberries … and the smell of rum.”
Chelsea: And I don't like skinny babies. Do you like skinny babies?
Rachel Bilson: I'm not a fan, no...I think I may have to feed my child just McDonald's only. Just so I like my kid.
Chelsea: I feel like we're on the same exact wave length.
Rachel Bilson: I think so.
Chelsea: Because I feel like skinny babies...first of all, they're dicks. And then...they are! And the reason...I'll tell you why they're dicks! It's because they're hungry.
Chelsea Handler
By Kathy Griffin
Look, I don’t know how Chelsea Handler does it. She presides over her own media empire — talk show, sitcom, books — all while sharing a network with Ryan Seacrest and the Kardashians. To hell with the TIME 100; she should be Person of the Year just for putting up with Khloe.
What I love about Chelsea, 37, is that she gets the joke. She has not bought into the Hollywood myth that celebrities walk on water. She’s still a trash-talking gal from Jersey. Sure, she’s an extremely wealthy trash-talking gal from Jersey, but her authenticity is 100 proof. And yes, I made a vodka reference during a Chelsea Handler tribute. You knew it was coming.
Few women in comedy have gotten the attention and respect of the Establishment. Chelsea has, while being raw, hilarious and unafraid to cross the line — and take it from me, that combination doesn’t always go over. And Seacrest, if you’re reading this, remember: it won’t be long before Chelsea can buy and sell you.
Bill Cosby
“Ugh, Miss At! You know what makes me fall asleep? That Tom Sawyer book. It’s soooo boring. You know what would help me pay more attention? If you read it to us in a Bill Cosby voice.”
